hE’S SO FREAKING HAPPY.
That is the happiest dog mermaid ive ever seen
nicki’s verse on monster was better than eminem’s entire career
odddly I both agree and disagree with this strongly
“You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.”
– Buddha (via felicefawn)
Having sex in the morning, your love was foreign to me
It made me think maybe human is not such a bad thing to be
But I just laid there in protest, entirely fucked
It’s such a stubborn reminder one perfect night’s not enough
the word ‘phonetically’ doesn’t even start with an f. shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us.
I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.
Posting p much anything on facebook is just begging people to acknowledge your existence (please pay attention to me I’m so lonely)